Diamondback Terrapin Offers Friendly Advice
“Psst! Listen up, humans. The Turtle Journal team will be presenting a virtual extravaganza called “Turtles Gone Wild“ at the Wareham Free Library in Wareham, Massachusetts on the SouthCoast on Valentine’s Day, February 14th at 10:30 am. I even hear through the terrapin grapevine that a couple of my reptilian pals will be on hand to make sure that these mammals get things right. I’d be there myself, but … well, it’s winter. And any self-respecting SouthCoast turtle will still be snoozing until long after the groundhog has not only seen its shadow, but has a healthy sunburn.”
Goodyear Blimp Hovering Over Wareham, Massachusetts
Despite the visual evidence displayed above of the Goodyear blimp circling over Wareham, there is no truth to the rumor that the “Turtles Gone Wild“ presentation at the Wareham Free Library this Saturday morning, February 14th, at 10:30 am will be aired live to turtles around the planet by a major broadcast network. We do, however, have solid confirmation that Turtle Journal will use its global connections to beam highlights of this Valentine’s Day extravaganza to every mammal and reptile around the world with internet access.
Alligator Snapping Turtle Gives Shoutout to “Turtles Gone Wild”
“Some say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Others like me know that beauty, like intelligence, is an intrinsic quality inherent in all reptiles and sadly lacking in younger, less developed and decidedly less environmentally mature animals such as mammals. It’s not really their fault. How can you blame youth for its youthful transgressions. We reptiles have dominated the earth for hundreds of millions of years, while modern humans have barely seen 100,000 trips around the sun. Still, it will be tres amusing to see how this Valentine’s Day couple, Don Lewis and Sue Wieber Nourse, tell the exciting story about turtles of the SouthCoast. ‘Turtle Gone Wild,’ indeed. Unlike humans, everything we do is natural, environmentally sound and in harmony with all Nature. Well, listen to their presentation and judge for yourself who actually represents the intelligent species.”
