Talking to the Animals . . . Not! 28 June 2002
Yes, it was only a coincidence. And, yes, if one locks a hundred monkeys into a room with a hundred typewriters for a hundred eons, eventually one will produce a line of exquisite poetry. But still, it has the makings of a great story for those late night bar visits after a long day of death-by-viewgraph at turtle conferences And, so, here it goes. Version 1.00:
Police calls had come in during the late afternoon of 28 June of a turtle weaving its way through bustling beach traffic at First Encounter Beach the site where Pilgrims had first met Native Americans in 1620. No specific location and always a little too late to retrieve the critter. Then, finally at around 4 p.m., a homeowner called the hotline. She had snatched the turtle from behind a car in her driveway as it was almost squished as someone backed up. Terrapin 1303 had been rescued. She had been seen four days earlier making the same epic journey across lanes of traffic on the busy road to the beach on another unsuccessful nesting run. Life is tough for a gravid turtle during the vacation season on Cape Cod.
After confirming her number and re-weighing her for the record (1221 grams), I jeeped her over to a protected dune hill abutting the First Encounter marsh. Placing her in the sand, I exclaimed in frustration, Look, beautiful, it would be so much easier and safer for you and your hatchlings if youd just lay your nest here rather than across the highway! Turtle 1303 listened intently and stared back knowingly.
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